A smile for Turkey Day!

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. "

The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear clueless, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This trucker out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards." "What does he think this place is, a truck shop?"
"No" the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the waitress. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for missy?"

The waitress replied: "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

:-)


We wish you and your family a safe Holiday.

Harp's Tarps